Too much to drink . . .

Oh man, I sang in Danville tonight and then went to a pub afterwards. I had my first beer, a strong ale, on an empty stomach and got hammered instantly.The bar had great music and every woman in there was an 11 out of 10. Of course, they were 10 to 18 years younger than me, so I felt like a major hentai. But the way I see it, men are instinctively drawn to beauty and can't help it - no matter how old we get. It's nature calling. Well tonight, nature was screaming into my ear with a bullhorn. All of them were too cute to be true and dressed to accentuate everything worth accentuating. Off the charts.I need a drink . . .